Saturday Night Live - Season 7
20 Episodes
1. (no host)/Rod Stewart
⭐ 4.0Aired: October 3, 1981
Sketches include ""Our Age is Showing,"" ""The Little Richard Simmons Show,"" ""The Clams"" (film), ""Nuns on the Beach,"" ""A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney,"" ""Prose and Cons"" (film), ""The Khaddaffi Look,"" ""Ruth Deals With Rod,"" ""Andy Warhol,"" Juggling with Michael Davis, and ""Season of Glass"" (film).
2. Susan Saint James/The Kinks
⭐ 4.0Aired: October 10, 1981
Sketches include ""McDonald & Wife,"" ""The Bizarro World,"" ""Buckwheat Sings,"" ""Skanky Fiancee,"" ""Cheap Laffs,"" and ""The Alan Alda Guide to Sensitivity."" The Kinks performed ""Destroyer"" and Christine Ebersole performed ""Single Bars and Single Women."" Also featured is an Anwar Sadat tribute film.
3. George Kennedy/Miles Davis
⭐ 5.0Aired: October 17, 1981
Sketches include ""To Tell the Truth Gone Awry,"" ""Mister Robinson's Neighborhood #2,"" ""Velvet Jones #1,"" and ""Harry Anderson's Grappler Tricks.""
4. Donald Pleasence/Fear
⭐ 7.0Aired: October 31, 1981
Sketches include ""Vomiting for Luck,"" ""Jogger Motel,"" ""Profiles in British Courage,"" ""Last Night I Killed My Husband"" (musical number), ""Sugar Breakfast"" and ""Andy Warhol's TV."" Fear performed ""I Don't Care About You"" and medley of ""Beef Bologna,"" ""New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones,"" and ""Let's Have A War.""
5. Lauren Hutton/Rick James
⭐ 6.0Aired: November 7, 1981
Sketches Include: "Here's 'Cos", "Dressing Room", "Hail To The Chief", "Transeastern", "Whisper", "Cheap Laffs", "Harlequin Romances", "Reach Out", "Velvet Jones School of Technology", "Big Baser", "William Burroughs", "Bitter People"
6. Bernadette Peters/The Go-Go's, Billy Joel
⭐ 7.0Aired: November 14, 1981
7. Tim Curry/Meat Loaf
⭐ 7.0Aired: December 5, 1981
8. Bill Murray/The Spinners, Yale Whiffenpoofs
⭐ 6.0Aired: December 12, 1981
Sketches include ""The Phone Company,"" ""Tales of the Unlikely,"" ""Washed-Up Tom Snyder,"" ""MX-5 Tampons,"" and ""The Economics of Christmas."" The Spinners perform ""I'll Be Around.""
9. Robert Conrad/The Allman Brothers Band
⭐ 5.0Aired: January 23, 1982
10. John Madden/Jennifer Holliday
⭐ 6.0Aired: January 30, 1982
11. James Coburn/Lindsey Buckingham
⭐ 6.0Aired: February 6, 1982
12. Bruce Dern/Luther Vandross
⭐ 5.0Aired: February 20, 1982
13. Elizabeth Ashley/Hall and Oates
⭐ 5.0Aired: February 27, 1982
14. Robert Urich/Mink DeVille
⭐ 5.0Aired: March 20, 1982
Sketches include ""He's No Burt Reynolds,"" ""Paul Harvey Radio News,"" ""Golden Age Obedience School,"" and ""Koala Bear Embryo."" Mink De Ville performed ""Maybe Tomorrow.""
15. Blythe Danner/Rickie Lee Jones
⭐ 5.0Aired: March 27, 1982
Sketches include ""Lorne Greene,"" ""The New Celibacy,"" ""20/20,"" ""The Uncle Tom Show,"" ""Senior Spring Fling '82,"" ""Meet the People,"" and ""Help Out Blythe Danner."" Rickie Lee Jones performed ""Pirates"" and ""Lush Life.""
16. Daniel J. Travanti/John Cougar
⭐ 5.0Aired: April 10, 1982
Sketches include ""Save Larry the Lobster,"" ""Whiners' Anniversary,"" ""Hill Street Blues,"" ""Too Many Ethel Mermans,"" and ""Career Corner."" John Cougar Mellencamp performed ""Hurts So Good.""
17. Johnny Cash/Elton John
⭐ 9.0Aired: April 17, 1982
Elton John performs the John Lennon tribute ""Empty Garden."" Sketches include ""Velvet Jones"" and ""Shadows.""
18. Robert Culp/The Charlie Daniels Band
⭐ 5.0Aired: April 24, 1982
19. Danny DeVito/Sparks
⭐ 7.0Aired: May 15, 1982
Sketches include ""Louis DePalma's Revenge,"" ""The Executive Test,"" ""The Whiners on an Airplane,"" ""Solomon and Pudge,"" ""Enzo,"" and ""Looks at Books."" Sparks performs ""Mickey Mouse."" Also, Brian Doyle-Murray interviews recently humbled actor-wrestler Andy Kaufman.
20. Olivia Newton-John
⭐ 6.5Aired: May 22, 1982
Sketches include ""Ebony & Ivory,"" ""I Married a Monkey,"" Grease, ""Hitler In Heaven,"" and ""Ballpark Organ Favorites."" ONJ performs the hit ""Physical"" in lieu of the opening monologue.